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Squirrel-rabbit hybrid species found at Ohio Northern

Oct 24, 2018 - Comments: 0

A new species of squirrel has been found at Ohio Northern University in Ada, Ohio. The squirrel, affectionately known as the “squabbit” by students and staff, has been spotted around campus a few times. It is believed that there are two squabbits, one gray squabbit and one black squabbit.

Ohio Northern's campus faced with frequent Wi-Fi outages

Oct 12, 2018 - Comments: 0

Failure to connect to nr.onu.edu

No Internet connection. Make sure Wi-Fi or cellular data is turned on, then try again.

Strange precipitation plagues Ohio Northern

Sep 05, 2018 - Comments: 0

A strange phenomenon occurs on the campus of Ohio Northern University. Every once in a while at night, bikes rain from the sky.

The evidence of this peculiar event can be seen across campus. Meteorologists across the nation continue to ponder why this is happening.

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